(a little while, a river out of the way)
Huang Rong: how to cross the river?
Guo Jing: call boatman.
Huang Rong: How can the shadow of the boatman?
Guo Jing: I say ~ ~ ~ ~ Boatman! ~ ~ ~ ~
(Wind ~! A small boat has to present)
Guo Jing: We are crossing.
boatman: horizontally or vertically crossing the ferry?
Guo Jing: how quickly how crossing.
ship home: good!
(two on board)
(wind -------! ship to the river)
Guo Jing: wow! So soon?
boatman: how quickly you how crossing.
Guo Jing: a ferry crossing or vertical?
home :----- Flying Boat!
Guo Jing: to continue to fly!
(moment)
Guo Jing: Oh! Have pressure, I want to boo!
boatman: Flying time was seasick every time.
(Guo Jing and use both hands to the lake pee)
boatman: Stop! Stop! Stop! ... ...
Guo Jing: get.
boat house: you do not hear stop it?
Guo Jing: heard.
boatman: stop to hear you keep?
Guo Jing: ~ ~ ~ say you stop me?
boat house: someone said to whom?
Guo Jing: I thought you were calling their boats.
Boat House: You idiot! Why do you to the water XuXu?
Guo Jing: I said to Boo, say hello to the first.
boatman: peeing is vomiting, how do you pee?
Guo Jing: peeing is piss, wah-wah is vomiting!
boatman: wah-wah is a pee, peeing is vomiting!
Guo Jing: pee peeing is holding the water flow is described as the voice of small, wah-wah stop vomiting is used to describe the voice of the throat.
ship home: seriously confused! Wow indeed the pee!
Guo Jing: Kao! There are so thick you tube thing?
boatman: Do not pay more than my crude pipeline, you can not pee into the water!
Guo Jing: No spread to the water, directed at you here?
ship home: ah! How dare you directed at me? You ... ... you know who I am! ?
Guo Jing: see you wear, wear, system, base, wrap, wrap,UGG boots, package ------ boatman!
boatman: Chulai Hun How can judge by appearances?
Guo Jing: do not judge a book ... ... you naked, let me get one thing.
ship home: ah! How can a real man to endure the shame of naked!
Guo Jing: You are a real man? Not off, off make me wow. I thought you were a man in it!
boatman: half of the man is a woman. This is so famous through the ages you heard?
Guo Jing: See your flat chest, do not you lower body ~ ~ ~ a mysterious place?
Boat House: You idiot! ... ... All the brothers, coming out!
(~ ~ ~ Wow !~~~)
(in all directions, ships boat, flock)
Guo Jing: Enough scene! Water ... ... of you come sailing fast in numbers, but there is no uniform clothing, unlike the officers and men.
Huang Rong: a plain-clothes officers and men?
Guo Jing: They all Zeimeishuyan, official recruit people to do these types of undercover, too damaged image.
boatman: my help is the main river and five ghosts Top Comfort suzerain ----- --- Lusheng Feng is also!
Guo Jing: Oh! Turned out to be dual roles of the bandits.
Lusheng Feng: Do you pee into the water, severe pollution of water sources. I as one of the main, today Shut up please!
Guo Jing: punish you?
Huang Rong: that the people Ka Ka!
Guo Jing: You have to ka? Huang Rong
: I did not pee to water, not Ka me.
Guo Jing: You just said two KaKa it. Huang Rong: That is all you Ka!
Guo Jing: I Ka died ... ...
Lu Chengfeng: Ka die you too good to you, I should pay attention to your days and nights you go back and clean up river!
Guo Jing: I do scavenger? This career is very dangerous!
Lusheng Feng: Do not worry! I will you to pre-job vocational training.
Guo Jing: Do not ship more than many people relied on to create a big scene yet I am afraid of you! I first met you meet by chance, the level of undistributed martial arts, who is perhaps for good, who is cleaning up waterways.
Lusheng Feng: You hush you to go clean up!
Guo Jing: just hush after I refreshed, relaxed and happy, great ideas and you and your brother some exercise, as I do first three days to warm up to reach Joy Tsin Lau.
Lu Chengfeng: Let you warm up! ------ Wreck Dafa !------
(carbazole cha ---! Boat apart. Guo Jing, Huang Rong into the water, 2 was not a swimmer, captured alive)
(caught on the shore)
Guo Jing: Cool! Is made a cold body.
Lusheng Feng: you are my guests, that warm-up, is treated with courtesy.
Guo Jing: Well ... ... let me clean up rivers, but also treat it right?
Lusheng Feng: smart ah! Actually allows you to clean up the river latrine!
Guo Jing: much less work. Is the male toilets clean female toilets?
Lu Chengfeng :---- Chief!
Guo Jing: HoHo! Mixed with you, I am also part-time ~
(they were brought up in a courtyard ------ Ghost Top Comfort)
Guo Jing: wow! With such a magnificent ghost Top Comfort, land suzerain also personally involved in hiring enough toilets work?
Lu Chengfeng: is my heaven to make the confession.
Guo Jing: concubinage fewer men to do penance, do not need the ups and downs on the outside.
Lu Chengfeng: wrong! There are ups and downs with his wife, concubines just a little bit more ups and downs.
Guo Jing: Yes! ... ... Miss suzerain in the end what is repentance?
Lusheng Feng: Oh ---! I ignored the construction of courtyard drainage system, so I can only find work by recruiting to make up for the deficiencies of the toilet. Today I went to age, increasing the number of dressing, more than some people move in, I did not die of old age was Chousi!
Guo Jing: how much your job?
Lusheng Feng: Buyi Hong Kong, ten steps for a post!
Guo Jing: Fuck! Than the palace guards too. Top Comfort drainage system must have been a ghost out of your accessible!
Lu Chengfeng: Yes! Ever since I started defecation accessible, there is a feeling of rejuvenation ~
Guo Jing: a toilet work you rejuvenate.
Lusheng Feng: Shut up! Can not say that.
Guo Jing: is your well-governing village.
Lusheng Feng: can not say that! ... ... I tell you, into the devil's work Top Comfort Zhuangding who are called, do not tell others the old toilet toilet, I am a
Guo Jing: You adaptation bad.
Lusheng Feng: no way. Since I suffer from this allergy, ghosts Top Comfort and down characters.
(outside: report ----!)
Lusheng Feng: report.
Zhuangding A: Qibing suzerain, Junior Pu and caught two to the river to urinate.
Lu Chengfeng: Bring it!
Zhuangding A: cha!
Guo Jing: they arrested the two? Ghost Top Comfort ---- the future development of drainage system immeasurable!
(for a while, Wanyan Kang and Mu Nianci be Zhuangding into)
Guo Jing: Hey! Yang brothers, how do you come here? Yang uncle it?
Wanyan Kang: Bah! That pretend to hang my father's early friends, but also deceived my mother die with him!
Guo Jing: ah! Yang uncle has been ... ...
Munian Ci: is Allcorn Father beaten to death I do recognize a thief godfather! 555555 ... ...
Wanyan Kang: 5 What thing? Qindie I have two, your godfather might have a few too!
Guo Jing: Mu mm, how do you like him? Street duel to get married that day, you win, but I have to.
Wanyan Kang: Shut up! Mm day I first took off the shoes, I'm the winner!
Guo Jing: Mu mm, is me!
Mu Nianci: Guo Shixiong, you all take off my shoes, you have the courage to have a de-I a sock.
Guo Jing: Why did you choose that Yang brothers?
Mu Nianci: ... ... his fingers still in my soles Naole about ~ ~ ~
Guo Jing: ah!
Mu Nianci: He gives me feel, I choose him.
Guo Jing: against ah!
Lusheng Feng: served here, you! You four men and two women settled in two ghosts Top Comfort, it is appropriate one of two ghosts Top Comfort Zhuangding quarters. You do not imagine the construction of two wives Kazuo family of three, ghosts Top Comfort improve the current drainage system is not yet complete, I can not start halfway hostel system ah!
Guo Jing: I live two quarters, do not waste money and manpower in the construction of a second project.
Lu Chengfeng: Today, four ghosts Top Comfort you do Zhuangding just grab you one person to occupy the two will result in accommodation tension. Wait a minute and then was captured, how can I be rehoused?
Guo Jing: Four arrested a day not enough? Lu Chengfeng: enough! ... Help ... I am the five main river, the jurisdiction of five rivers, grab a dozen a day is not a problem.
Guo Jing: You tube too much, too wide!
Lusheng Feng: Ha ha! At first there is only a river, I owned and dug out four. I contribute more, River dug and wide, so I was in charge of more than a wide tube.
Guo Jing: The river is the good control you, you pee in other people shit?
Lu Chengfeng: Who urine spread to the river I manage to go I was in charge!
Wanyan Kang: Do you dig the river so wide,UGG shoes, it takes time to go through. Crossing the river not to pee, you put people who suffocated?
Lusheng Feng: Bena! To spread into the pants of urine, many people are crossing the past.
Wanyan Kang: Ha ha! How do I think of this move for each child?
Guo Jing: This move children to suffer physical pain, to cross the river should take potty.
Wanyan Kang: potty unsightly.
Guo Jing: with a diameter larger jug, so when you cross the river to act as a urinal.
Mu Nianci: we women?
Guo Jing: Female ... ... can also be potty, right?
Huang Rong: Women need to use diapers!
numerous people: diapers?
Guo Jing: What stuff?
Huang Rong: how the urine is also the East diapers!
Lu Chengfeng: how there can not pull pull wet stuff?
Guo Jing: Absolutely not! How there can be only a pull-pull also not the stuff.
Huang Rong: Miss suzerain, diapers can be used along with ~
Lu Chengfeng: Oh? ! Diapers can also be part? Great! 're Really for me! ~ ~ ~ With these two pieces of treasure, ghosts do not need to recruit Zhuangding Top Comfort, boring day I do not need to cross the river bites middle of the river, the people on board after crossing the river is unobstructed ah!
Guo Jing: Ghost Top Comfort emergency equipment, these two weapons, land suzerain Lazard after eating and drinking, you can get alone. Zhuangding those recruited, especially by your recruited today we should restore their personal freedom.
Lusheng Feng: Acquire diapers out!
(bared it! Huang Rong together strips of cloth torn from the lower body)
Huang Rong: What!
Guo Jing: release ---!
Lusheng Feng: let ... ...
(outside another: reported ---------!)
Lusheng Feng: First report!
Zhuangding A: Report suzerain, Junior Pu catch a stowaway in the river!
Lusheng Feng: ah! Some people have illegal immigration? ------ Bring!
Zhuangding A: cha!
(Zhuangding a turn to go)
Lu Chengfeng: = =, less suzerain it?
Zhuangding A: still grasping.
(moment, Qiu Qianren into custody by Zhuangding)
Qiuqian Ren: Let me go! Injustice! Injustice! Injustice --- ah!
Lusheng Feng: illegal immigration but also innocence?
Qiuqian Ren: I'm not illegal, I do water testing.
numerous people: ah?
Lusheng Feng: What test water what what?
Qiuqian Ren: I was young, learning playing mixed, inverted body on the feet can rapidly rotating barrels. Passing through here today, to see the river when the road, I whim, then foot barrel floating on the water, the foot force rotation barrel, cask until the time of rotation to the crazy moment,UGG boots clearance, I abandoned barrels before the jump, your feet can escape rapidly tread water ahead as!
Lusheng Feng: wow! ~ ~ ~ Water drift! ~ ~ ~
Qiuqian Ren: ... ... I just drifted into the river, suddenly revealing a mouth underwater, that I sneak! ----- Injustice ah!
Guo Jing: very very wrong! ... ... The Xiongtai actually mixed in the exercise from playing a masterpiece of water power, than beggars from begging in the effort to train a decent lot.
Qiuqian Ren: Thanks for the support. Lord help the next Tiezhang Qiuqian Ren, Yong sense of Dade! Guo Jing :------ Tiezhang
help? ------ Main fact? ------ Ball less tough?
Qiuqian Ren: Have a question?
Guo Jing: Tiezhang how to help the main fact resorted to the feet of effort?
Qiuqian Ren: When I went into practice, resulting in reverse infuriating, and worked hard all went to a pair of feet Tiezhang effort ... ...
Guo Jing: As a group the Lord, how Please come to this one person you alone? I did not face!
Qiuqian Ren: I Tiezhang help in Tiezhang the top of the peak, Tiezhang extremely high and steep peaks, the male can not climb! Since the epoch-making since the dawn, only the feet can be a kung fu talent up and down freely, I am the only one Tiezhang help!
Guo Jing: Fuck! Kung Fu feet who do not, life can only stay on top of a peak?
Qiuqian Ren: not so tragic! Tiezhang will help all Tiezhang power, as long as they go about my practice fire, look into the magic, then so infuriating about reverse, hand foot effort went, up and down can be comfortable with the peak in the Tiezhang ~ ~ ~
Guo Jing: So easy to get?
Qiuqian Ren: This is the secret of Tiezhang help and can not publicity. Want to help everybody else Tiezhang down, all the martial arts have come to their feet, Tiezhang help will disappear, rivers and lakes will appear instead on a new iron pin to help gang ------!
Lusheng Feng: envy ah! ... ... Possessed by the devil to create a new gangs, eliminating the need for rivers and lakes on the number of swords, a shower of blood in blood!
Guo Jing: Miss suzerain envy, get rid of
Lu Chengfeng: No change! Rivers and lakes as their predecessors, I just sigh with emotion only.
Guo Jing: do not change? Evil spirits gathered in the Zhuangzi, will be haunted!
Lusheng Feng: Ghost Top Comfort with a ghost, although the name of the word, but never uttered a ghost, you are ---- Top Comfort too! (Report ------! outside and declare)
Zhuangding A: Report suzerain, Junior Pu catch a Water Monster!
Guo Jing: Buddies on to say that.
numerous people: terrible!
Lu Chengfeng: a Water Monster, and now to the land, there is nothing to fear?
Guo Jing: here the old times, possibly with support from the Water Monster dehydration, is the ghost of amphibious land and water.
Lusheng Feng: and not a ghost and Ling Jie, inference failed!
(Junior Pu to ---!)
(Lu Guanying)
Lusheng Feng: Guan Eng, how can you not stick to their posts?
Lu Guanying: baby hand to catch a Water Monster!
Lusheng Feng: catch a Water Monster Well you AWOL?
Lu Guanying: The Water Monster is no ordinary ghost.
Lusheng Feng: It is the ghost of amphibious land and water?
Lu Guanying: wrong! ---- Woman is a ghost!
Lu Chengfeng: female ghost Well you AWOL?
Lu Guanying: I'm the ghost of sexual harassment against you, so I personally charge back to the village of absence.
Lusheng Feng: the ghost of my sexual harassment, but she was wishful thinking!
Lu Guanying: Really?
Lusheng Feng: true.
Lu Guanying: great! The ghost of my sexual harassment, she and I was consensual, I want to take care the ghost!
Lusheng Feng: ah ... ...? !
Guo Jing: and the ghost can not take care.
Lu Guanying: No!
Guo Jing: The love story that is a silly man splendidly for the pursuit of a woman to do a ghost actually endured the vices of their own physical and mental self-mutilation, but also to give up many of those nice woman alive their victims single life!
Lu Guanying: I pursued women are not up to mischief with me what harm?
Guo Jing: You say you want, and the ghost consensual ... ...?
Lu Guanying: What ghost, I slipped in the river to save a drowning mm. Water Monster said, is to scare you, but my dad in front of rob!
numerous people: ah ~ ~ ~!
Lu Guanying: come, with mm!
(process food)
Lusheng Feng: wow! So splendidly it!
Guo Jing: wow! ... ...
All the people: wow! ~ ~ ~
Lusheng Feng: without fire ah!
(reported ----!)
Lusheng Feng: Report!
Zhuangding A: Report suzerain, under and grab a ghost!
Lu Chengfeng: Sex?
Zhuangding A: Female.
Lusheng Feng: age?
Zhuangding A: Christina.
Lusheng Feng: Ha ha ha ha! Days I wish I would! The ghost does not ... ... I keep up my sexual harassment, consensual ghost! ------ With beauty!
(mm into a long hair. all you saw)
Lusheng Feng: ah ~ ~!
Huang Rong: ah -!
Wanyan Kang: ah!
(mm is the ------ Graceful long hair beauties --- ---- Mei Chaofeng!)
Mei Chaofeng: Hi ~ ~ ~!
Lu Guanying: I rely on! Should stick to their posts de grasping this.
... ... ... ...
Lu Chengfeng: Wind sister, is you!
Mei Chaofeng: by GG, do you remember me?
Lusheng Feng: Your mysterious brother?
Mei Chaofeng: hung up.
Lusheng Feng: Since ancient times, more than wretched roots. He should have hung up!
Mei Chaofeng: mysterious brother, you have fled the peach of the island?
Lusheng Feng: I stole the master of gold and silver jewelry, for fear the Master found that a high density of population was forced to sneak into the mainland seclusion.
Mei Chaofeng: Master of the stuff you stole?
Lu Chengfeng: Why can not I steal? ! Year in the Peach Blossom Island, Hyun Young before you and steal the secrets of martial arts master, Premarital sex also! Finally, jealous people run away! ... ... I stole something entirely masturbation!
Mei Chaofeng: steal this thing, is the head of a senior first opened. Lu Chengfeng: Song Shige?
Mei Chaofeng: Peach Blossom Island Song Shige love to eat watermelons, Master Chief would not let him eat, that ate diarrhea. Song Shige angrily, and stole all the watermelon peach on the island!
Lusheng Feng: Fuck! No wonder the Peach Blossom Island, a sudden extinction of a night of watermelon!
Guo Jing: Peach Blossom Island is a den of thieves how?
Huang Rong: May the line of duty?
Mei Chaofeng: Hey, younger, and you are here?
Huang Rong: I have been here. Just saw you, I also
Mei Chaofeng: Sorry, did not hear. Is to take vigorous GG caught my sexy body ~ ~ ~
Huang Rong: how do you here?
Mei Chaofeng: I plunge suicide, was saved here.
Huang Rong: You run away to commit suicide?
Mei Chaofeng: You expose the master copy my poem, I see people discredited, select the plunge himself. By GG under thanks to help me, let me and his affinity for each other. Today, I came to understand, and I take the GG is a perfect match ... ...
Wanyan Kang: Master!
Mei Chaofeng: Con? You are here?
Wanyan Kang: In the! Just saw you, I also
Mei Chaofeng: Sorry, did not hear. GG is seasoned by the body attracted me ~ ~ ~
Wanyan Kang: Master, I am also very mature, very experienced ~
Mei Chaofeng: a look you're a virgin!
Qiuqian Ren: Well! I am not a virgin, how do you not pay attention to me?
Lu Chengfeng: tmd! That round of the you! I'm not afraid to hit after the song on the discharged after Shige!
(reported ----!)
Lu Chengfeng: Also caught happened?
Zhuangding A: It caught a Water Monster!
Lusheng Feng: poke a ghost nest!
Lu Guanying: wow! There mm fell in the water.
(Water Monster detention on. everyone was so a look)
I buy: I is Click here to see ---- I buy! Would like to Huoji Tian, and flash quick it!
(wind, wind ~ ~ ~! only one person Guo Jing)
Guo Jing: know ~ ~ ~ shoes?
I buy: good! You scared?
Guo Jing: A little.
I buy: fearless! ... ... Hear my name on the arena where people, ranging in weight from shit shit again, think of your kid did not even urine!
Guo Jing: predecessors, these days I eat less, drink less, so rude.
I buy: Well to the point of face? Be prepared next time.
Guo Jing: Be sure! ... ... Predecessors, I would like to know why the shoes to wear in the feet?
I buy: You look at the head perfectly!
Guo Jing: I see! ... ... The younger generation would like to know, why not wear shoes barefoot Tai Sin?
I buy: Daisen barefoot? Heard.
Guo Jing: Bungee! Barefoot Tai Sin is the
I buy: Oh ~ ~ ~! Think of coming! ... Barefoot ... it is god Wong Tai Sin, god it is natural to raise, so there is no father and mother since childhood barefoot Tai Sin. The children have lost both parents, no one gave him to wear shoes, barefoot Tai Sin from small to large develop a habit of light with the smell of foot, so he did not wear shoes!
Guo Jing: Oh! Really be regarded as a masterpiece predecessors know shoes!
I buy: I seem to see my Ronger it?
Guo Jing: Rong-mei!
(wind ~! Huang Rong flashed)
Huang Rong: ... ...
Guo Jing: What race run? You miss listening to fairy tales.
I buy: Ronger!
Huang Rong: Dad, you said not to me.
I buy: I want you.
Huang Rong: today me, tomorrow, not me, the day after the spirit you want me ... ... always so capricious! Guo Jing :----
call an ambulance!
I buy / Huang Rong: can not ask!
Guo Jing: I am helping you. You also want to abnormal going?
I buy: Yes! Only to unusual, I can keep the
Guo Jing: general just like the title.
I buy: very general! ... ... Twenty years ago, the
Guo Jing: China ~ ~ ~ Mt ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ on the cheap?
I buy: about to hold a second, and everyone would like to take this opportunity to seek a loophole, famous rivers and lakes!
Guo Jing: Thank you, pointing their predecessors, I have the time to drill drill.
I buy: I have also seen the wind as if they?
Huang Rong: Lu Chengfeng children, Mei Chaofeng children, Qu Ling wind, they are all thieves! Thief! Thief! I buy: I already knew.
Huang Rong: how to punish them?
I buy: I should thank them! ... ... They stole my things, I felt like it, actually create a four-character idioms, enough to name stay in history!
Guo Jing: Name left feces toilet?
Huang Rong: What phrase?
I buy :----- home difficult to prevent a thief!
Guo Jing: good thief difficult to prevent? Master is hard to prevent.
(Sou! Sou! more two)
Mei Chaofeng / Lu Chengfeng: Master!
I buy: the wind is really you? ! Master want to die you!
Mei Chaofeng / Lu Chengfeng: ah? ! Master, you want us to die?
I buy: is you want me to die! ... ... Since you left the Peach Blossom Island, I became elderly, toilet unattended. You go, give me a longer follow the Son to find a wife! 555555 ... ...
Lu Chengfeng: Master, the disciples had stolen gold and silver jewelry of your flying over the sea to do after selling a suzerain, and now my treasury of gold and silver as a mountain, the disciples willing to pay double!
I buy: Do you keep your consumption of it. Peach Blossom Island backcountry, what used to be gold and silver?
Mei Chaofeng: Master, I stole the
I buy: This should also me. Peach Blossom Island,Bailey UGG boots, a lot of mosquitoes, bites itch I want to die! ... ... The accident forced the island is the mosquitoes, I want to retrieve the
Mei Chaofeng: Yes,
I buy: a I wrote the wrong word.
Huang Rong: Peach Blossom Island mosquitoes?
I buy: Since the loss of If there is blood on the island magic pill, I had become a mummy!
Guo Jing: old blood, careful blood pressure.
I buy: I only learned of those who make up the mosquito, and then dive into the sea to avoid mosquito disaster.
Lusheng Feng: dive into the river ghost cloud, was caught as a Water Monster?
I buy: I really wait any longer in the water!
Guo Jing: Fuck! How can the older generation potential upstream tributaries to the sea?
I buy: I met in a big sea turtle, the use of closed Qigong got into the shell ... ...
Guo Jing: shells have so much space?
I buy: a large tortoise shell body small, it is estimated that steal from others.
Guo Jing: turtle also a thief?
I buy: In order to punish it, I grabbed the tail of the turtle swinging. Swing to the left, the turtle left the line, to the right place, right line of the turtle, the turtle's tail to put up, the tortoise behind my back upstream to come here ... ...
Guo Jing: wow! ------- Submarine shells!
I buy: I'll take
Huang Rong: the island about the snow, mosquitoes frozen to death.
I buy: I would like to get ---- My first flash!
Guo Jing: = ... ...
(Whoosh! I buy no shadow children a)
Huang Rong:
Guo Jing: You do not know?
Mei Chaofeng: Peach Blossom Island must be a just-released martial arts secrets!
Lu Chengfeng: wrong! Peach Blossom Island must be a martial arts masterpiece just-released Tips!
Guo Jing: with the
Guo Jing: Lun Bushang you explore! ... ... Rong-mei, Follow me!
(Guo Jing and Huang Rong to leave the ghosts Top Comfort, Peach Blossom Island detective to nine women Scriptures)
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